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Scary Story-o-Dactyl

It's Halloween. And after a month of reviewing other bad horror movies, the guys revisited the show's best tradition -- writing a few of their own. If you're looking for actual horror, you should check out the Hawk Tuah girl's podcast. But if you want cheap laughs from cheaper jokes, buckle up. (Oh, don't ask what the episode title means. No one knows.)
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Slumber Party Marimba

The guys close out four successful weeks of horror movie reviews by saving the worst for last. This week, Matt's all-time favorite slasher flick, "Slumber Party Massacre 2" is the centerpiece. If only he had watched it first. But that doesn't stop the fearsome foursome (plus one better half) from dissecting this film's finest qualities. From camera work to a lack of visible breasts, to the constant presence of Slice soda, this is one for the books. 
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Sham Elliott

Now that it's mid-October, the guys are all-in on their horror movie reviews. Well, at least they were until they watched 1980's "Motel Hell." Now, they just hate Craig more than usual. But, if you like the idea of cannibalism, jerky, wet t-shirts, blind acceptance, senior citizen fake cowboys, May-December romance, and possible incest, this is the episode for you. Not featured: Actual Sam Elliott, or anything involving a motel. 
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The Ballad of Mike Tobacco

This week, the guys continue their horror movie retrospective, this time covering the 1980s classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." While there was doubt they could get a full review out of this one, they ended up doing the entire two hours. For those looking to hear tree and flooring stories, it might be disappointing. But for anyone intrigued by clowns, cotton candy cocoons, Dean Wormer, and missed nudity opportunities, this one's for you. 
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Nitric Acid Trip

The guys needed a week off to prepare -- Halloween season is here, which means horror movie reviews are back! This time, Brad goes first, choosing the seminal slasher classic "Slaughter High." It's a complicated tale showing the long-term effects of bullying, drug use, premarital sex, and faking American accents like John Wayne. But we can't go any deeper here -- listen to the review yourself and start the season right.
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Luther Vangross

Ohhhh, yeahhhhhh... Before this episode even started, Matt was hitting hard and fast with his slow jams voice, setting the tone for a wide-ranging discussion about backyard rats, open flies, stray boogers, 311, Oasis, kindergarten, and the Isle of Man. Yep, it's one of THOSE nights. So, grab a 40 and snuggle up, kids. 
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Club Med(ford)

In what has become an annual tradition, 3/4 of the show is back from Maine, loaded with stories to tell. (Most of them about being loaded.) From puppy guilt to cooking surface shame, to boiled socks and the universal appeal of Harpoon IPA, this episode truly comes from out of nowhere. 
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More Funner

This week, as 3/4 of the show (and 91% of New England) plan their annual trip to Maine, the guys tried to cram a lot of show into two hours. That means a breakdown of fantasy sports in reality, the reality of Asian porn, meaningful family parties, meaningless celebrities, and Corey Feldman's eighth second chance.
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Sit Down Comedy

This one's late. But the guys have been busy! And in this episode, you'll hear why. From revisiting Dave's comedy debut, Brad not knowing the difference between US and Australian breakdancing, Dead Stiff Nick, trips to New Hampshire, and more, there's plenty to discuss. 
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Devoid of Dave's Void

This week, Dave's on vacation, somehow making a mountain range even whiter. So, the other guys figured it was the perfect time to discuss Dave's successful comedy debut, lazy workers, the ending of Aerosmith, primitive surgical tools for male body parts, and the unique way New England enjoys pizza. (And if you love trees and flooring, there's plenty of that, too.)
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Post-Yell Clarity

Another week, another conversation that starts with the best intentions, and quickly devolves into... well, what Needless to Say does best. The guys may have streamlined the beginning of the show, but its tainted soul remains. Olympic controversy, heavy metal on the world's stage, Hawk Tuah's 15th minute of fame -- it's all on the table this week.
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Shark Armor

No, your speakers aren't broken -- the guys sound a little fuzzy this week. No, they don't need remedial science -- they know that's a killer whale, not a shark. No, you shouldn't care about such details -- they certainly don't. This week, after a few minutes of dabbling in political discussion, Needless to Say does what it does best, avoiding reality in favor of fluids and slurs. (Come to think of it, maybe that should be the show's new name...)
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Elton's Johnson

This week, the guys meet in the garage, dodge a bald-faced hornet, compare nut stickiness, THEN proceed to discuss the manhood of a first lady, Elton John's shopping exposure habits, and posthumous love affairs. Also, there was a discussion of a recent list ranking the best TV shows ever... as expected, the guys didn't agree with most of them. 
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Beer Darts, Sun-Baked Crab, and Freedom

The Fourth of July has come and gone, which means Craig's party laid waste to Rhode Island once more. Were there fireworks? Explosive dramas? Sunlight and heat on shellfish? Of course there were... alongside the usual drunken updates and a new drinking game that could cost someone a toe. Grab a beer and listen in.
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Deuce Connoisseur

Yeah, the guys were a little late getting this one out. But, with the Fourth of July, vacations, and other things keeping them from posting last Friday, instead, you're all in for an early-week treat. And if you're good, you'll get another edition this coming Friday. (Assuming something doesn't delay that one, too.)
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Talk Tuah

This week, the guys are down a man (again) but that didn't stop them from discussing the Hawk Tuah girl, internet meme people, new work trucks, and Craig's increasingly decrepit body. Also, for those who missed it last week, 100% more tree-related content!
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Person Tassels

The guys are down a man, but even with Matt working (watching) a severe thunderstorm (Celtics game) the remaining guys go a little old school, discussing amazing dogs, lab partner/stripper combos, human resources, and our favorite two-headed brides. 
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The Circle of Wipe

Recently, the guys got some criticism saying the show is "losing direction." They heard it's "unfocused," and "way too into discussing meaningless jobs." They even heard that they're "not nearly as interesting as [they] think." To that, the guys responded with an episode that applies laser focus to two primary subjects -- losing control of their fluids and smelling Colin Jost's manhood. If that isn't direction... what is?
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Food Fountain

This was a special one. In just under 80 minutes, the guys covered insect falconry, a kid's first fight, family barbecues, and teenage cultural appropriation. At least that's what Craig, Dave, and Matt told Brad, since he was too wrecked to even remember recording this thing. Who knows? It might just be the best episode they've ever done.
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Hangers & Mash

Let's just cut to the chase: The episode title doesn't make sense. The AI-made episode image doesn't make sense. The continual mention of Brad's wife's (perfectly normal) hand size doesn't make sense. No, Needless to Say has NEVER been about making sense. And, after 339 episodes, it's certainly not going to start now. So, buckle up for another 90 minutes of cancel-worthy comedy.
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