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The remote shows are winding down, but the guys keep going strong. Not only did they fix last week's audio problems, but they also found a few more headlines that show things are getting back to "NTS normal."
Krasinski capitalism. Korean sex dolls at soccer games. Homeless corpse love. Pornhub lawsuits. If these are the things that get you out of bed each day, then buckle up. We have a show for you...

Remoter

This week, Craig and Dave welcome long-time listener, first-time caller Brad to discuss some funny headlines that indicate things might be getting back to normal.
Yeah, audio problems kicked them in the ass again. But if you were sick of hearing two straight weeks of self-indulgence, this is the episode for you.

B-Side Ourselves

This week, the guys pick up where they left off last time, finishing the mess that Brad created. This includes things like casting their own reality shows and asking some deep and personal questions about one another... Hell, they even sound kind of nice for a few minutes...
Don't worry, it doesn't last long. Before you know it, they're back to mocking headlines and hating each other's faces.

Breaking Brad

It's the final week of our little experiment, and in typical Brad fashion, there was more talking than expected. Even though the other two got it done in a single episode, the guys have to cover the rest of Brad's ideas in NEXT week's show.
But that's not to say they didn't have a good time. From casting the movies of their lives to rewriting pop culture history, this turned out to be a pretty good discussion to close out the series.
Also, random pest control techniques, the sadness of "floor corn," and more bad movie crap from Craig. Join us, won't you?
 

End of Daves

Another week of quarantine has put the guys in a musical mood... more specifically, in the mood to discuss music and how it reflects the phases of our lives.
Sound deep? Don't worry, it's not. If you want to hear another Dave story about him Daving his pants, another Brad story about New York, or a Craig story that will make you hate him more than you already do, grab a beer and settle in.

Ain't Too Proud to Craig...

It was an episode that started off with one of Brad's worst jokes ever. An episode that heard Dave describe a well-timed fart. An episode that discussed Fred Durst, John Travolta, and "The Fanatic" movie.
But then something happened -- the guys got a little smart. And they aim this newfound brainpower onto topics like mob mentalities, COVID-19 conspiracies, and new takes on the "new normal." Don't worry - they still swear a lot.
Since everyone's stuck in lockdown (unless you're from Georgia), sit back and join the conversation. You may not agree with all of it, but you can't argue this is one of the most well-rounded NTS episodes yet.

Ceased and Dismissed

Still stuck at home, the guys nonetheless manage to find humor within the chaos, in a week that saw religion-themed coronavirus headlines, a ridiculous Tom Brady interview, and even the show's first-ever legal entanglement.
In a world gone mad, the guys know how to grab a little laughter from the quarantine, by discussing things that just couldn't possibly be real. Grab a beer and hang out for a few hours - it's not like you have better things to do.

27.5 Days Later

It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the last week or so.
By discussing everything from Zoombombing to Busch beer to Lindsay Lohan's weird freckles, the guys are slowly getting used to the new normal, flattening the curves of their livers along the way.

Cocaine Hippos

The world situation sucks. Technology sucks. Remote podcasting sucks. But these are the cards on the table. For the second week in a row, Craig, Dave, and Brad isolated themselves to digitally discuss how they're getting their minds off COVID-19, ignorant people, horrific news and quarantine boredom.
And, because it's NTS, they also get into Pablo Escobar, Britney Spears, desert island entertainment, and even bathroom head trauma. It's not ideal, and it's sometimes hard to hear... but it's gonna take a lot more than a virus to stop these dummies now.

Intox-solation

"Antisocial Distancing." "Riff." "Live Without a Net." The guys could have named their first-ever remote episode anything. But, even with the obvious technical issues (including Dave's liver failure), they pulled it off.
And good thing, because despite the sound problems, this episode represents the premiere of Psycle's amazing new single "Kill the Machine" -- coming soon to rock radio near you. (Just remember, you heard it here first.)
This ISN'T what Needless to Say normally sounds like. And this WON'T become our "new normal." But for the time being, it's gonna have to do. Stay safe, hunker down, and isolate yourselves with NTS.

Quarantine Dream

It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in the least-expected ways.
The goal of the week? Talking about guilty pleasures. The result? Bathroom discoveries, condom mishaps, and even a little dose of social politics.
Maybe it's scattered. Maybe it sounds like the guys were trapped in a quarantine haze, but given the state of the world, it's exactly what Brad, Dave and Craig needed... and maybe what you need, too.

Down with the Sickness

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman.
Some would say we've become an airborne problem, too. Here's another two hours that show you why.

Fast Pass (for Slow People)

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's...
Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnier than Zika, SARS, Avian Flu, or any other government-driven panic from the last decade.

Human Plinko

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a new career. 
It's another week of Needless to Say, exactly as you like it...

HAL Jazeera

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along the way, the beer kicks in, and they find all new topics and people to destroy.
The episode title? Well, you'll just have to listen to understand it...
Finally, Brad's wife already heard this, and STILL isn't laughing at anything he says...

The Slackademy Awards

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a real lack of class.
Come celebrate life's true winners with Needless to Say...

Horse Kennels

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say...
And if you're wondering about the episode title... well, Craig explains that soon enough...

Back on the Wagon

This week, the guys piece together the final remnants of last week's fuzzy memories, then get right to work making new ones. Everything from emotional support beers, to geriatric porn stars, to another look at the Fyre Fest debacle, they hit the week's headlines with clearer minds and more sober mouths. (Don't worry, though -- they're still drunks...)
 

A Lit-Up Night with Empyrean Lights

Beer. Metal. Silverchair. More beer. Dark appendages. Long Island. Laramie, Wyoming. More metal. More beer. Wrestling bears. All things we discussed with Dan and Krysta from the rock band Empyrean Lights (and formerly of Iwrestledabearonce). It's a good thing we recorded the discussion, because none of us remember it all, and Brad still isn't sure who took him home that night.
#EmpyreanLights  #Iwrestledabearonce #metal

The Douchening

The first part of this one starts so promisingly since Brad barely talks at all. That's because Dave and Craig absolutely destroy him in a birthday roast for the ages. Once things calm down, Brad resumes boring the crap out of everyone, when the guys meander through a chat about Ricky Gervais, Tom Brady, the XFL and a ton more.
We may have peaked a little prematurely on this one -- consider it one for "the diehards" ...