Needless to Say...

27.5 Days Later

It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the last week or so.
By discussing everything from Zoombombing to Busch beer to Lindsay Lohan's weird freckles, the guys are slowly getting used to the new normal, flattening the curves of their livers along the way.

Cocaine Hippos

The world situation sucks. Technology sucks. Remote podcasting sucks. But these are the cards on the table. For the second week in a row, Craig, Dave, and Brad isolated themselves to digitally discuss how they're getting their minds off COVID-19, ignorant people, horrific news and quarantine boredom.
And, because it's NTS, they also get into Pablo Escobar, Britney Spears, desert island entertainment, and even bathroom head trauma. It's not ideal, and it's sometimes hard to hear... but it's gonna take a lot more than a virus to stop these dummies now.

Intox-solation

"Antisocial Distancing." "Riff." "Live Without a Net." The guys could have named their first-ever remote episode anything. But, even with the obvious technical issues (including Dave's liver failure), they pulled it off.
And good thing, because despite the sound problems, this episode represents the premiere of Psycle's amazing new single "Kill the Machine" -- coming soon to rock radio near you. (Just remember, you heard it here first.)
This ISN'T what Needless to Say normally sounds like. And this WON'T become our "new normal." But for the time being, it's gonna have to do. Stay safe, hunker down, and isolate yourselves with NTS.

Quarantine Dream

It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in the least-expected ways.
The goal of the week? Talking about guilty pleasures. The result? Bathroom discoveries, condom mishaps, and even a little dose of social politics.
Maybe it's scattered. Maybe it sounds like the guys were trapped in a quarantine haze, but given the state of the world, it's exactly what Brad, Dave and Craig needed... and maybe what you need, too.

Down with the Sickness

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman.
Some would say we've become an airborne problem, too. Here's another two hours that show you why.

Fast Pass (for Slow People)

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's...
Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnier than Zika, SARS, Avian Flu, or any other government-driven panic from the last decade.

Human Plinko

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a new career. 
It's another week of Needless to Say, exactly as you like it...

HAL Jazeera

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along the way, the beer kicks in, and they find all new topics and people to destroy.
The episode title? Well, you'll just have to listen to understand it...
Finally, Brad's wife already heard this, and STILL isn't laughing at anything he says...

The Slackademy Awards

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a real lack of class.
Come celebrate life's true winners with Needless to Say...

Horse Kennels

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say...
And if you're wondering about the episode title... well, Craig explains that soon enough...

Back on the Wagon

This week, the guys piece together the final remnants of last week's fuzzy memories, then get right to work making new ones. Everything from emotional support beers, to geriatric porn stars, to another look at the Fyre Fest debacle, they hit the week's headlines with clearer minds and more sober mouths. (Don't worry, though -- they're still drunks...)
 

A Lit-Up Night with Empyrean Lights

Beer. Metal. Silverchair. More beer. Dark appendages. Long Island. Laramie, Wyoming. More metal. More beer. Wrestling bears. All things we discussed with Dan and Krysta from the rock band Empyrean Lights (and formerly of Iwrestledabearonce). It's a good thing we recorded the discussion, because none of us remember it all, and Brad still isn't sure who took him home that night.
#EmpyreanLights  #Iwrestledabearonce #metal

The Douchening

The first part of this one starts so promisingly since Brad barely talks at all. That's because Dave and Craig absolutely destroy him in a birthday roast for the ages. Once things calm down, Brad resumes boring the crap out of everyone, when the guys meander through a chat about Ricky Gervais, Tom Brady, the XFL and a ton more.
We may have peaked a little prematurely on this one -- consider it one for "the diehards" ...

Happy New Year (no one is safe...)

The boys start off 2020 with a little reflection on the end of the holidays, the annual Celebrity Death Pool, and some random stuff from Dave's new hat. And it doesn't take them very long to get back in stride... which means the beer starts flowing pretty early on.

The Least Worst of 2019

Now that 2019 is over, the guys spent some time reflecting on their Christmases, their "Star Wars" group date, and what they felt were the best segments of the year. Yeah, it's a "best of" episode, from the best year yet for Needless to Say...
Thanks to you all for a great 2019 - back to "normal" next week!

Ebenezer Booze

This week, the guys are amped for their THIRD Christmas Spectacular, diving deep into the best (and worst) holiday movies -- even the controversial ones like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.
Believe it or not, a few minds may have been changed. It's a drunken Christmas miracle.

Dangerous Toys

This week, the boys get into some of the holiday season's best quality -- gifts! this means discussions of weaponized presents, sexist Christmas ads, beer diets and our own memories about the best (and worst) presents we ever received.
Also, Brad randomly vents about a Eurasian country... because that's what he does.

Roast Turkey

This week, the guys wake up from a tryptophan coma to discuss their Thanksgivings, old lady bodybuilders, trans rugby players, pitbull obedience, and more... They also get the jump on Craig's birthday by doing what they do best -- roasting the way he looks, smells and acts.
But his birthday ends on a high note, thanks to a special message from Craig's hero. It's a tight 90, well worth your time.
 

Burping at the Homeless: An NTS Thanksgiving

NTS's official kickoff to the holidays is as festive as can be, with Joey B and Raeann joining the boys for heartwarming tales of poop theaters, vagina museums, white trash seltzer and stoner food. Just listen... you'll be thankful.

Dave is MISSING!

Surprise! After a much-needed break, Dave decided to... take another break. But Craig, Brad and Mrs. Brad managed to whip something up, discussing Disney+, streaming services, sex toys and some fan questions from RI Comic-Con.
Quick, dirty and on point. This is what we do...