Needless to Say...

Beyond Thunderbowl

Every now and then the guys of NTS do something completely different. Something way left of center. Something truly unique. Well, this wasn't one of those weeks. But the guys DO cover some new ground. Brad's kid is flipping off teachers. Craig's pre-party condoms are now on store shelves. Matt revels in playoff basketball. And Dave doesn't know how to play "Two Truths and a Lie." Also, jokes about genitalia!
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Just a Little Funny

Remember that time when NTS listeners said, "HEY! You guys should make an episode that covers little people and conjoined twin marriages?" Well, folks, your long wait is over. There are no other words needed to describe this one. 
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Drivin' Whiskey

This week, the guys recorded a day later than usual, but that was so Brad and Craig could share their adventures from a trip to Boston to see comedian Chad Daniels. Naturally, they encountered overpriced drinks, loud audience members, and one weird Thai restaurant bar. (But they'll always have those cheeseburgers.) Matt and Dave? Well, Dave realized he never wants a dog, and Matt realized he's pretty good at having the sex talk with his stepson. 
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Wet Market

It's Episode 333, which means Needless to Say is halfway to hell. And after the first 20 or so minutes of this episode, you'll see why. The guys have always been equal-opportunity offenders, but this might take the prize. Then, just to calm the waters, they decide to let artificial intelligence choose some skull topics, and let appropriating intelligence choose a few more.
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Last Comic Stumbling

After an unplanned week off, the guys reconvened to catch up on the biggest headline of the week, Craig's onstage standup debut. Yeah, they covered a few other topics, like Matt smoking tires, Brad smoking plants, and Dave smoking his plumbing. But Craig never let them veer too far from his amazingly bright spotlight. 
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Saltines and Combos

This week, the guys are down a man, but they replaced him with a well-trained Yeti. That's right, John is back, helping to take Brad's place for a week. And both of his lines are phenomenal -- trust us. Along the way, they cover their usual array of nonsense about family, farts, fellow coworkers, and much more. 
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The Battle of Waterpoo

After two weeks in Ancient Rome, the guys fast-forwarded a few hundred years to talk about gross, juvenile things. For 20 minutes. Right at the beginning of the episode. Before they even had a chance to say hello. Dave turtle-headed this plan and saw it through, all the way to his end. Other things come up, for sure. But with an episode title like this, is it even worth mentioning those topics? Just listen and see for yourself.
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Behind the Pleats

The guys are back to form this week, finishing their comprehensive discussion of the EPIC "Private Gladiator" series. But, before they get to that, they discuss sick and/or dead pets, weak pant seams, HR best practices, and Craig's ongoing journey to stand-up comedy dominance.
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Are You Not Intertwined?

This week, the guys all had stuff to discuss, but all cobblestone roads led right back to ... well ... adult cinema. It turns out Matt likes a little bit of history in his visual biology. And, after 30 minutes debating the issue, the rest of the guys agreed. They also talk about work protocol, rabid raccoons, and Volvo ownership. But make no mistake, this one's all about Roman smut and films with three Xs. 
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**Pam**

After a week off because the guys battled pinkeye, COVID, arthritis, and vaginitis, they reconvened to discuss topics related to the DMV, AAA, and several entities in Washington, DC. They also recap their Sevendust concert, including the merits of introducing children to the metal lifestyle. And yes, you'll get to hear about "Pam."
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It Better When It Stank

The guys enhance their hang this week when their buddy Dakota sits in. Even though he only says 11 words, Dakota definitely brought out the best in the guys, discussing beards, camping, white shoes, and family. Then they play the most disgusting "Would You Rather..." ever recorded. How bad? Let's just say we learn a lot about the guys' views on hygiene. 
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Backboard Shots

You know what the NTS guys don't discuss enough? Wrestling. You know what they discuss too much? Dumps. You know when the magic happens? When wrestling and dumps occupy the same headlines. On a day when Vince McMahon was revealed to be the person we always knew he was, the guys got together to discuss Dave's latest bathroom extravaganza, and how it tied into one of the most disgusting headlines of the week.
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See More Jane

Recently, the NTS guys received a review from a listener who described the show as "a great hang." This episode fits that description to the letter. Some nights, these guys get hyper-focused. Other nights, they go where the conversation leads them. It's not easy to go from stories of winter tree work to middle-aged birthdays, to chewing cud, to Jane Seymour. But they do it so effortlessly, it's like there was no outline at all.
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The Afghan of Turin

Praise be, NTS! Lord knows the guys didn't need to do another episode of religious jokes, but that didn't stop them from getting touched by God this week. Matt had his revelation in line to buy milk. Craig continued his journey into Episcopal bliss. Dave saw the light while explaining humping to a six-year-old. And Brad discussed his coworker, which turned into a stroke of genius. Set your speakers to "sacrilege" -- this show is comprised of four awful people. 
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Knew Years. Ray.

They took a few weeks off, but the craptastic four are back from the holiday break to waste your mental bandwidth. This time around, we learn about Craig's new church, trashy elves on shelves, celebrity encounters, and another amazing story from the archives of the legendary Uncle Ray. It's like they never left...
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Pouring (Yes... ANOTHER) One Out: The Best of 2023

Another year gone. Another spin around the sun. Another collection of our favorite segments. If you're new to the show, consider this a great starting point. If you're not, it's still a good sampler platter of what we did for the last 52 weeks. Jesus-themed chain restaurants, Dave's murder chairs, computer lab nudes, frat house planned parenthood, and much more -- this was the year that was for Needless to Say. (Spoiler: 2024 isn't gonna be any different.)
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Dank Christmas

After Craig's birthday episode -- which you'll hear soon enough -- it was time to dust off a few NTS Christmas traditions. After a recap of the surprise 50th birthday, the guys (and gal) read a second collaborative holiday story and break out the buzzers for another round of NTS Jeopardy. The secret clues for this episode? NyQuil, the Matrix, and Craig's inability to say, "What is...?"
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Molasses Gonzalez

This week, Brad took the night off, leaving Matt, Craig, and Dave to fend for themselves. So, after doing three amazing segments before hitting "record" the guys managed to discuss overly observational children, High Karate, Spotify Unwrapped, Deadspin, and much more. A lot of listeners might think Brad wants this episode to suck... and they'd be right. But the guys shut that right down. 
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Buckets of Load

It was the day after Thanksgiving, so what were the guys thankful for? Family, friends, peanut butter pie, TikTok designers, colonoscopies, corn digestion, House MD, Munchausen's Syndrome, and ruining Santa Claus for children. Happy holidays, all.
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CTRL-ALT-BUSH

This week, the guys give thanks for a lot of things -- Matt's love of Creed's poetry, Dave's college pornography, Brad's nasal entropy, and Craig's looming colonoscopy. It's a love letter to the '90s -- when Brad and Dave were in college, Matt was 10, and Craig was... well... 90. 
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