Needless to Say...

The Afghan of Turin

Praise be, NTS! Lord knows the guys didn't need to do another episode of religious jokes, but that didn't stop them from getting touched by God this week. Matt had his revelation in line to buy milk. Craig continued his journey into Episcopal bliss. Dave saw the light while explaining humping to a six-year-old. And Brad discussed his coworker, which turned into a stroke of genius. Set your speakers to "sacrilege" -- this show is comprised of four awful people. 
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Knew Years. Ray.

They took a few weeks off, but the craptastic four are back from the holiday break to waste your mental bandwidth. This time around, we learn about Craig's new church, trashy elves on shelves, celebrity encounters, and another amazing story from the archives of the legendary Uncle Ray. It's like they never left...
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Pouring (Yes... ANOTHER) One Out: The Best of 2023

Another year gone. Another spin around the sun. Another collection of our favorite segments. If you're new to the show, consider this a great starting point. If you're not, it's still a good sampler platter of what we did for the last 52 weeks. Jesus-themed chain restaurants, Dave's murder chairs, computer lab nudes, frat house planned parenthood, and much more -- this was the year that was for Needless to Say. (Spoiler: 2024 isn't gonna be any different.)
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Dank Christmas

After Craig's birthday episode -- which you'll hear soon enough -- it was time to dust off a few NTS Christmas traditions. After a recap of the surprise 50th birthday, the guys (and gal) read a second collaborative holiday story and break out the buzzers for another round of NTS Jeopardy. The secret clues for this episode? NyQuil, the Matrix, and Craig's inability to say, "What is...?"
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Molasses Gonzalez

This week, Brad took the night off, leaving Matt, Craig, and Dave to fend for themselves. So, after doing three amazing segments before hitting "record" the guys managed to discuss overly observational children, High Karate, Spotify Unwrapped, Deadspin, and much more. A lot of listeners might think Brad wants this episode to suck... and they'd be right. But the guys shut that right down. 
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Buckets of Load

It was the day after Thanksgiving, so what were the guys thankful for? Family, friends, peanut butter pie, TikTok designers, colonoscopies, corn digestion, House MD, Munchausen's Syndrome, and ruining Santa Claus for children. Happy holidays, all.
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CTRL-ALT-BUSH

This week, the guys give thanks for a lot of things -- Matt's love of Creed's poetry, Dave's college pornography, Brad's nasal entropy, and Craig's looming colonoscopy. It's a love letter to the '90s -- when Brad and Dave were in college, Matt was 10, and Craig was... well... 90. 
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Thighs Wide Shut

This week, the guys were still recovering from their visit with the Official True Story Bro podcast, but that didn't stop them from the usual business. Craig finally gets to discuss Rhode Island Comic-Con, Dave comes to grips with his new identity, Matt targets one solitary customer, and Brad sits on the sidelines, sniping when appropriate. Fans of the old NTS days, this one's for you...
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Otters and Daddies and Bears: An ”Oh My” Evening with the True Story Bros

It was Rhode Island Comic-Con weekend, and the Official True Story Bro podcast was in town to celebrate. YES, they discussed the event, but not even close to the way you'd expect. So put aside any thoughts about celebrities, comic books, and autographs, and make room for a loud, noisy, hysterical, and entirely one-sided dating episode you won't forget. (Especially if you know Dave.) 
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Karma Shart

After a Halloween episode full of creative energy, the guys chose a lower-key approach this time around. But that doesn't stop them from diving deep into topics like high school "decades weeks," sexism at car dealerships, dangerous vehicles, and our weekend as the internet's foremost authorities on male body parts. Oh, the meaning of the title? Ask Dave. 
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Shhhhhh, My Lion: An NTS Halloween

As autumn sets in throughout the region, only three things are certain: Leaves will turn, temperatures will drop, and the NTS guys will read their original horror comedy movie scripts on the air. In the fourth year of this growing tradition, these fictional scripts tell us very real things about Matt's ego, Brad's parking, Craig's punctuation, and Dave's cholesterol. They're also really effing funny. Grab some candy and settle in...
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Boys in the Hood

This week, the guys manage to spend a lot of time discussing people who have extra skin. They also spend a few minutes chopping the reputations of some local businesses and discussing why they all need to cover their ugly faces with turtlenecks. It's a positive, life-affirming two hours you won't want to retract.
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Great Mexpectations

This week, the guys (and longtime buddy John) cover the usual array of randomness, ranging from Breaking Bad to false advertising in men's rooms to long-time careers in tree work. If you had expectations for this week's episode, throw them right in the Rio Grande. If you didn't, then you're fully prepared for another two hours of NTS.
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Not-Quite-Kiddie Pools

For any other show, this week's episode would have been over before it started. But the NTS Four were more than up for something a little left of disgusting. From toenails to hemorrhoids to group bathroom visits to ... well, you'll just have to listen for the rest. But if you've ever gone to a frat party or bobbed for apples, consider this your morning-after episode.
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Welcome to Barrabas

This week, the guys turned an empty outline into an episode Ric Flair would approve of (even if Christians won't). So, sit back and enjoy two hours of jet flying, limo riding, kiss stealing, dwarf pissing, career gambling, sneaker creasing, Jesus joking, and gross sex shaming. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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My Dad...Kenneth

Staring down the barrel of a hurricane, Matt still found his way to Studio D, with the infamous Derrick in tow. This turned a typical Friday into an unreal night of discussing work rage, parenting, embarrassing songs, Guatemalan fried chicken, the Neville Brothers, and much, much more. Mando listening, friends... mando. 
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Maine Don’t Hurt

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from their annual trip to Maine... just in time to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. They do this by letting Brad do his week for five minutes, then diving into their unbathed weekend of drinking, fishing, drinking, axe throwing, drinking, eating, and drinking. Even if this isn't entirely accurate, the yearly Maine recap is worth its weight in Goldschlager...
(Also, Swayze isn't mentioned in the episode. But it sure made for good cover art, didn't it?)
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How Come Me?

Not a lot of podcasts offer you two-hour discussions of chapped lips, Chinese restaurants, gross food, paper straws, the "stinky pinky," AND the best side characters in TV and movies. But then again, NTS isn't just any podcast. Light up, drink up, and leave your brains at the door. The guys are here to lower the property value of your gray matter. 
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How Come You?

Coming off the heels of a weird episode in Craig's backyard, the guys reconvened in Dave's luxury garage to get back on track. The result? Discussions of Underoos, shark parties, water park patrons, nipple tattoos, earwax, and Guns & Roses. It's nice to have them back to normal, isn't it?
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Gak to Reality

After five days of rest and relaxation, Dave is back... and absolutely nothing changed. This week, the guys sat around a pool, were devastated by mosquitos, and had life-changing discussions about bland chicken, undercooked seafood, restroom karaoke, and our rising local celebrity status. Most of that sentence is true. 
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