Needless to Say...

Stankee Candle

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all of the above, with all the bloodlust celebrity hatred you've come to expect from Needless to Say... 
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Hey Dude, You’re Wet

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught on hedges. Balls caught on hurdles. It's all there, as good as you remembered, yet fresher than cut grass at a high school track meet. 
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Welcome to Rectum

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. It's not their most polished episode, but that's a pretty low bar to begin with, anyway...
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Y’all Hands on Deck

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about their home state, the state of Job Lot's aisles, and the mental state of Tiger Woods. So, grab a drink, throw your horns, bless your heart, and tune in. 

The Irish Sobriety Famine

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restaurants, John Wick, and Brad's sketchy first steps into the world of cannabis.
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Rememorable Stupidness

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like legalized drugs, bank etiquette, casino logistics, and Canadian teachers with Z-cup prosthetic breasts. Yes, really.

Blatant Lies

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's much-maligned parenting, and Craig's much-needed explosion at Citizens Bank. Also, regarding the guys' stories about butt stuff? Lies. All lies. 

Suffering from Withdrawal

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metallica, the end of music albums, Citizens Bank, and The Last of Us, it all pays off in the end.

Sex Frost

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And in an amazing turn of events, they even discussed Soundgarden without one mention of rope. Must have been the cold...

Don’t Kid Yourselves

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one seriously noxious emission. Plus, if Brad wasn't feeling bad enough already, they piled on the sad guy with one of the most brutal roasts they've recorded to date. The laughs, the tears, the smells... it's all here. 

Mustache Pride

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsense, Sam Elliott-loving mustache guy.  Don't believe us? Listen to the episode and prepare to change your mind.

Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace,  Dave's love of staircase skiing, and Taltz. 
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Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell of a year. Let's raise one in the middle to another 365 days of idiocy. 
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Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story read, they all think Dave is a sociopath. It's a holly jolly, funky funky, messed-up holiday extravaganza for all. (Well, not the kids...)

Sh*thead Jones

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and gaining friends? Check. The trials and tribulations of truck licensing? Check. Oh, they also roast the crap out of Craig for yet another birthday. Tune in - this one is worth it.

Low-Key Fruit Basket

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy, luggage-stealing nuclear disasters, the new Christmas Story sequel, and more. Even the episode title makes no sense, but that's the kind of punchy week it was. 

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, and ... Don Johnson? It's a loud, noisy, rock-and-roll kinda night, in all of the best possible ways. 
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Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything at all. From the death of Black Friday to the birth of a cheap new action figure, the guys cover it all to kick off the season. 
 
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Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties,  TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is code for "they say awful things most of the episode.")
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Skin Mittens

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid steer mower, Brad tries to flip his hot tub for a new one, Dave flips out over his daughter's fine art, and Craig flips his uvula from hiccups. This is NTS at its purest and most puerile... which is how you want them to be.
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