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199 Weeks in Review (...but mostly this one...)

The guys gear up for milestone episode 200 by reflecting on everything they've done WRONG as a show. This includes Craig's latest party, Dave's latest beach trip, Matt's latest boss, and Brad's latest gesture to Satan.

Hit the Breaker

It was July 4 weekend! This means the guys were joined by their old friends Matt and Kayla to discuss a wide range of topics. From celebrity threesomes to circuit breakers to semi-annoying co-hosts, they don't miss a beat. 
(Plus, we learn how Dave unknowingly gets his cardio, so there's that...)

The Ballad of Zucchini Wayne

This week, the guys dive right into the things that really matter -- involuntary celebrity "suicides,"  horrible July 4 celebrations, and why beach sex is the worst idea since the invention of small-town parades.
Declare your independence from boring podcasts and hang with the NTS guys for a bit. There will be fireworks...

The Gnawshank Redemption

No one likes to get burned. But it seems like the guys are either doing it to someone they know, or getting it in return. So, this week they dive in full bore, to get to the bottom of their problems... (well, at least this one, anyway).
Along the way, they also get into new car abuse, how we're perceived by trashy dog owners, and -- the inspiration for the episode title -- why Dave might be a hamster whisperer.

Erik the Seacrest

After sacrificing 46 minutes of pure gold to the radio gods, the guys reconvene (with Dave's wife along for the ride) to do a few more scenes from the skull. Bad dates, dream retirements, being hung like a 2-foot can of Coke. It's all here.Oh, they also roast the crap out of Dave for his birthday. Yeah, that's a LOT of crap.

Wheeze at the Devil

This week, the guys spend an hour discussing their weeks. And when you hear how this involved cross-checking loveseats and attacking Brad's son with playground balls, you'll understand why they needed that time.
From there, they double down on Vince Neil, aging bands, embarrassing moments, uncommon quirks, and -- no joke -- counting stairs.

Year of the Honky

This week, the guys wanted to prove that things aren't always as bad as they seem. Then they complete disprove that by taste-testing a foul little fruit called durian. After the convulsions subside, they dive a little deeper into the idea, discussing human nature and how WE'RE really the problem when it comes to "fake news."
Also, the guys introduce the show's new fight bell... and use it a lot right out of the gate.

He Dies at the End

Life isn't a straight line and even our best-laid plans can go awry. But why?  Why does it seem like no matter how much we plan, things rarely go as planned? This week, the guys have more than a few opinions about this very subject, both for new headlines and their own childhood stories.
The title? Well, let's just say we learned a LOT about Dave's moral character in this episode. You'll have to listen for yourself to understand why...
 

Hot Glue Guns

This week, the guys hang out in the troposphere (otherwise known as Dave's yard) to discuss hypocrisy. Whether the topic is Megadeth acting righteous, Ellen DeGeneres acting aware, or Matt acting like he wouldn't nail Rosie O'Donnell, they're pretty damn good at highlighting the world's most obvious flaws.

Pan-Asian Water Discomfort

This week, the guys christen the garage for the summer by going back to what works -- random topics pulled from the skull. This means they discuss everything from immortality pills to Morgan Freeman's political prowess to the sheer filth that is Rosie O'Donnell. And in between, they get even more random than that...
Also, Brad got so bombed, he couldn't read by the end of the episode. So there's that...
 

Craig's Bad Day

This week, three of the guys showed up. Craig? Well, as you'll hear, he had a pretty bad day. But, in between phone calls, family emergencies, and diarrhea of the mouth, he managed to hang in there for our discussions about profanity, alien conspiracies, and even a little something on bar drunks.
 

30 Seconds of Shame

After dancing around the topic for months, the guys decide this is the week to hit their porn habits head on. Then, after nearly an hour of debating plot lines and pervy preferences, they take a hard left turn and discuss stiff police justice, public perception, and Caitlyn Jenner's ballsy splash in politics.
As our grandmothers all once said... giggity.

Celebrity Windchimes

Everything old is new again! At least when it comes to Hollywood nobodies. This week, Dave, Brad and Craig decide to get new guy Matt caught up on some old show topics, discussing failed celebrities who are (somehow) in the news again. If you want to stay current on Sally Struthers, Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell and Anthony Bourdain, you're gonna want to tune in.
If that wasn't enough, Dave also makes the listeners question how they use the bathroom.

Challenger Mulligan

This week, all four guys are back in studio to discuss the most basic argument of all -- is it a good idea or a bad idea? So, naturally, they get right into Elon Musk's plans for space dinosaurs, Maine's plan for dead citizens, and Satan's plan for free thinkers. (Yes, seriously.)
Downloading this episode is a good idea. Unless you're at work or babysitting. Then, it's a very, very bad one.

Plantain CHiPs

This week, the guys go Daveless. But Craig, Matt and Brad are up to the task, revisiting their favorite subjects with a few new twists. Celebrity sellouts, swampland timeshares, Thighmasters, TV reboots, Rachael Ray and Elton John. Somehow, they cover it all, and even make a few points along the way.

Dude Soup

This week, Dave, Brad and Craig leave Matt flapping in the wind while they discuss the rise of technology. From cell phone convenience to creepy AI sex dolls, they determine how much tech is too much tech, looking old as hell in the process. This has nothing to do with the episode title. And it really doesn't matter, anyway.
If that's not enough, know that last week, a shamed Craig cried in his car while eating pastry.

Okay? Not Okay!

This week, the guys decided to get a little deep into the world of bias and stereotypes. From parenting to polygamy to practical education, they get into the weeds of world hypocrisy for almost two hours. Then they talk about nipples and everything comes crashing back to reality. You've come to expect nothing less, so have at it...

homoGENiZed

After just three episodes, Matt decided he'd rather brave hurricane-force winds than hang with the guys. What did he miss? A deep dive into Craig's so-called diet. Some creeping and peeping in an Airbnb. And a look at Gen Z's pathetic, laughable attempt to cancel Eminem.
Oh, those kids... when will they learn?

Lube. Rinse. Repeat.

From restriction-free Texas, to privacy-free China, to gravity-free hotels, to shame-free Eddie Murphy, all four guys get pretty worked up about the week that was. They might still be getting used to having another voice on the show, but that doesn't stop them from diving in deep on dumb people.
The episode title?  Let's just say Craig was feeling a nostalgic for familiar stories. Four. Different. Times.

Tussle

This week, all four of the guys are here to discuss celebrities that talk too much, kids that know too much, conspiracy nuts that think too much, and professors that reveal too much. Also, the guys debate the gender of a plastic potato, as only they know how...